please go into this saga!

this last paragraph just persuaded me that i MUST honeymoon in Jamaica.

my rational mind laughs at me for this, but. i've caught the bouquet at the last TWO weddings i've been to, both of them very good friends. and my superstitious half thinks this is BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS. i ain't married yet!

badass!!

please, please, PLEEEEEZE do it

hmm. it depends on which Matt you are!

well. that is why you call in ADVANCE! maybe my family's weird, we are super relaxed about holidays and nobody would think twice about bringing a random friend to dinner.

i have no idea, i have never run into this issue. i seriously doubt i ever would.

well, The Matt does not really lurk Jez. just me.

it's not for everybody.

THIS. this this and more this.

is there? not in my family.

non-monogamous relationships can be hard to navigate. like, when you have to be like "oh yeah and i'm bringing my girlfriend to Thanksgiving too, Ma. and NO, i did not break up with Matt, i see you about to ask."

better to be thought smarter than you are, rather than dumber!!

PREACH, SISTER. i have heard every single one of these too.

cheap & easy: fleece. it comes in every color under the sun, and since it doesn't unravel at the edges you can cut long strips of it and use as a head wrap. a yard of fleece would probably make several. it's not the most fashionable idea, and if you sew at all there's probably infinite improvements on the idea. but at…

OH MY GOD THIS THIS THISSSSSSSS every time i talk to my mom about the difficulty of finding a job.

ah yeah. that changes things. :/

blessed are the hotel staff, my brother works front desk, and y'all are SAINTS. people are just terrible.

ah, your sister is smart! if my creative writing degree would get me a job in Germany i'd be an ex-pat SO FAST