ugh, seriously. we've been together for 6 years and lived together for 5, our finances, jobs, cars, and lives are irretrievably tangled... we're basically married already. & he will not take the hint that i don't care nearly so much about wedding/ring/whatever as the stability & certainty part. it's almost gotten to…

if you proposed to me like this i'd say yes so fucking fast - Friday the 13th has been a pretty lucky day for me!

not cool NOT COOOOL. oh my god, you should win hands down, this is far more horrifying than the maggots or the dorito mouse CHRIST

... fellow super taster being SO fucking jealous of your lack of pickiness!

i'm a super taster too - and yeah, i'm picky as fuck. not THAT picky, but so many flavors to me just COMPLETELY overwhelm everything else in a dish. i have a disdain & loathing for onions that just hobbles me as far as eating out goes. it's not very fun, in my experience, but it's nice to know there are super tasters…

i'm actually really surprised it came out as an even number. really? it wasn't 817? 1,023? no. 1,000.

i just LOVE that this exists!!!

oh, i do! hardly a day goes by that i'm not

it's actually easier than selling your soul, you just have to find me on twitter!

...noo, i just lived in Portland & the surrounding metro for long enough that i forget these things sometimes. 😆

point to you, correct re: smell. if it had been described like so versus "contamination" (soap: it's a thing, my darling hippy brethren), i wouldn't have rolled my eyes so hard.

truth. i mention Forest Grove to ANYONE outside of Oregon and i get the most gratifying mystified stares (went to Pacific), i often tell people i went to college in Portland to get around confusion.

A: i'm sooo sorry that it fooled you for a second...

lol. i never have understood the fuzzy divide of Beaverton - gets called Portland, is not Portland at all. it's like saying Olympia and meaning Tacoma.

better a bitchy brit than a MURICAN that clearly has seared every last tastebud off their tongue.

Canada: preserver of all the good things in life, hallelujah!

yes. was referring to UK version, Caramel, Caramello, i almost got it right

yup it's this except larger (because MURICA) and lo, will i miss the gloriousness...

yeah, i expect this horseshit from Texas. not Oregon.

well, the laws suck. additionally - if they were in Portland, how'd they wind up in a Washington Co courthouse? or do the reporters just not get that Beaverton is a thing? (i used to live in both Wash and Multnomah counties & that little detail is annoying me)