A. that turned out great, and B. THE COLOR!! i wish i could wear that color.

THIS. i work weddings. at this point i have seen hundreds of wedding dresses, and 99.9% of the look exactly the same, cheap or not.

clearly this woman has never enjoyed smoking pot ever. because... A. there are already strains like that, and B. no. just no. go back to yer bullshit margarita mix

yes. this is why i can't believe this product is still around, i couldn't believe it was a thing 5 yrs ago!

OH MY GOD. i used to see these people back when they were selling the butt covers on the street at first thursday on Alberta. apparently their company has grown, god knows how.

RIGHT? it's like people actually think that strippers aren't people... that, or some people are just VERY uptight.

yeah, they tend to do that on faces especially, for scarring reasons. teeensy stitches help even more... but usually plastic surgeons are doing that sort of thing, god knows i couldn't. yet.

it's okay if you want it! it's on the larger side, but not HUGE. i was in a wedding a year ago with 12 bridesmaids, and although that's a lot there were no squabbles or issues - it's completely *possible* to have large wedding parties & no drama, if not common.

WHUT.

hmm. so she's a chip off the ol block of your mom, i see

oh christ. may i just say, as a bipolar person, that may the force be with you.

BRICK? was she trying to make everyone at the reception depressed? i like that song, but shit.

i now feel the burning need to be friends with your sister

we should have kept this tradition. i like it.

nope, i think a lot of people feel this way, none of the brides i've been a bridesmaid with have been even remotely upset if certain people could only make certain events, so long as they were at the wedding/reception.

oh yeah, it's not like strippers are PEOPLE or anything, jesus

SERIOUSLY, i thought that was at least half the point, besides getting drunk with the girls.

oh jesus.

how much family did she HAVE?!? 18 bloody bridesmaids, that's at least 10 too many!!

woohoo! i love this column. :D