KEYS?!? FUCKING ICE PICK?!?

single stitches, to minimize scarring... unless it's a huge cut. then blanket stitch for sure

oh my god, i need to be friends with DIY cautery girl. bc while i would probably never do that & then go back to FOOD PREP (no no no NONONO), that is The Most Badass. i would have things in common with her.

you deserve a standing ovation. BRAVISSIMO!!!

...i like you, and the delightful things your brain thinks

HOW do you sit there & be like "lol my kid's trying to kill a teacher"

the ONLY way this would be okay is to replace the EBT fast food option with a program to PROVIDE with healthy food, for cheap prices. and even then, it's still kinda bullshit. wtf, Arizona, you trying to give Texas a run for their money

you guys never read my messages

clearly you haven't had a panic attack

aww, FUCK YEAH, OREGON!!

i just snort laughed at "justice boner," well played

i hope they let the door hit her in the ass on the way out. WHO DOES THAT?!?

the specials sound pretty entertaining from over here!!

oh my god, living in Texas is so embarrassing, even if it's in Austin.

oh my god. i wouldn't have been able to NOT say something. even if she thought it was "nice," it's still going against express wishes! hell fucking no.

this. THIS.

COSIGNED. i don't like kids; i don't want them. i certainly don't begrudge anyone their children! but neither does that require me to pretend your kid is "cute" while ruining my hearing of upper ranges by shrieking constantly for 12 hours straight. when the kid is 5 and clearly knows better and is just a spoiled…

hmm. perhaps the teenage thing may work in your favor? i wasn't exactly keen on going to family weddings as a teenager...

god. this exact issue is why i wanted to get married BEFORE all my good friends started having children... but life did not coincide with my plans. at all. (side-eying my boyfriend here.)

actually sounds like the BC pills are helping you out, which is nice, since it sometimes has the opposite effect! at least you've found a good solution, eh?