Yul Brynner could get all day, every day.

Lewis Powell (aka Lewis Payne) is a hotness monster. He can get it, I don't care who he tried to assassinate, why, or that he failed at it.

There's a certain comfort in knowing that as awful as I can sometimes be, I am not The Worst.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Prince George in tiny swim trunks and a tiny Hawaiian shirt on his tiny personalised surfboard. Doohoohoohoohoooooooo

Rashida Jones should play Ellen.

Fair enough. Award shows are always a clusterfuck for that reason, I suppose. Judging what's "best" is always so fraught with subjectivity that it's a wonder we even have them.

Amy and Tina 4EVA!

Holy shit the Cosby stuff.

Speaking of, I feel like an Oompa Loompa should be following her around, singing about how to act on the red carpet.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

No, not Loft. I think that's J. Crew. They carry in online but not in stores.

"It is an unnatural state just to be Donald Ducking in a winter sweater, let alone doing it under fluorescent light while . . ."

im sorry that i keep commenting but i am just really overwhelmed and it's really difficult

I have nothing else to say.

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring him into this. You just KNOW this is him.

CHOMPAHS!!!

The last time there was an article about him he showed up in the comments. Which is the funniest/saddest bit yet.

It goes against his delicate sensibilities.