Atrophied?! WTF!

His several lovely young daughters? Could Leo actually be...? OMG!

"Meee-owwww!"

Only vaginas that are 55-and-better allowed!

When I think of "old vaginas," I'm reminded of a story my best friend told me about showering with her grandmother when she was just a lass.

I never did see your rosebud story...

Happy New Year, Mark and fellow Jezzies! I'm hanging out at home with my boyfriend and our cats. We just watched S1E2 of "Peaky Blinders" on Netflix and I'm still deciding whether I like it.

Not to MENTION all the ... UNNECESSARY capitalization they USE for EMPHASIS ...

Damn. I was so sure this was a Shrayber.

These folks got booby-trapped by police!

When I was around nine, a reader wrote into the magazine saying her husband wanted to have oral sex in public and she wasn't comfortable with the idea. I took it so literally I remember thinking, "What's the problem? Her husband just wants to TALK about sex in public!"

I loved that, too!

It's bad, Kaley. Worse even than posing for the cover of Redbook.*

I didn't post my "Year in Review" because the very first photo was a picture of my boss holding his infant son. It was just weird. Being able to pick the photos you want to highlight would be nice.

Kristoff's thick dick. All day.

Whenever I stand up for myself at work or refute a point, my (male) boss accuses me of being defensive. I've heard him say it to other women, too.

Glad to hear that! You're not gross. <3

That's shitty. I'm allowed to donate by their rules but haven't recently because they shut down the only blood donation center in my area!

Fellow B Neg here! Mind if I ask your ethnicity? It's supposedly more common in certain populations. I'm English, Irish and Scottish.

I think you're complicated, not shitty. And so is everybody else.