He didn't tell you?! How terrible! Did you get an infection or anything?

There's a pretty extensive Wikipedia entry on her that goes over some of her exercise and beauty routines.

Thanks for the interesting read, Kelly! I love learning more about royalty, particularly women, and actually hadn't heard of Sisi. Tragic figure; I suspect she might have suffered from a form of body dysmorphic disorder.

I thought THIS was TV's biggest charlatan! Monorail, monorail, monorail!

Powerful essay. Gave me chills many times over.

x17 Online kind of sounds like an AIM screen name 13-year-old me would have thought was cool.

You were just getting your vagina nice and relaxed for its checkup!

Ugh, yes. However, he reportedly has a drinking problem and was even kicked off a plane once for acting belligerent. Not so fun. But a fling? Absofuckinglutely.

I'm really not sure! In this case, I think the condom was too big for his penis and it slipped off at some point. I was really drunk so it makes sense I wouldn't have noticed something was amiss. I guess it got... wedged? somewhere. For what it's worth it never happened again! (And I never slept with that guy again,…

YES. Such a sensual mouth, for one thing.

Yup, this is from "The Tudors," which aired on Showtime until 2010. I thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers was a ludicrous choice, too, but he does nail the intensity of Henry VIII.

Yep! Divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived.... survived? Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Aghhh, how embarrassing!!

I hope Mara fares better than the majority of his other wives did...

One time in college I had terrible drunken sex with a guy who had a pretty small penis. We used a condom and I assumed he had removed it from his dick afterward. I walked back to my dorm and began to undress when I got a phone call from the guy's roommate, who barely spoke English and had been coerced into informing…

Woof (pun intended), this is a tough one. My boyfriend and I have two cats who are like children to us. Earlier this year, we almost broke up and were fighting about who would raise the cats. I suggested separating them because the older cat became very grumpy when we adopted the younger one, but my boyfriend said…

Oh my god, yes. And Jude Law just stands there whimpering.

I think that's a fair judgment to make. And YES! I love "Closer," actually. That's when my crush on Clive began.

Seconded. Andre's performance was great! He's pretty easy on the eyes, too...