Oh Butters, it's okay.

I know! I was kind of let down by that. The actress who played Ludivine positively radiated sex in a way I suspect only the French can do.

Dem boobies!

She's so beautiful! Swimming Pool was an interesting film.

I'm reformed!! Don't do it!!

And on this day a beautiful Jezebel fauxmance blossomed.

You give me joy. And guess what? I care about your stupid boner!

OMG Butters I love this new name.

oh yeah, that was the other one! I did use that.

OMG this is better than the day circa 2002 I became a billionaire in The Sims by endlessly typing that rosebud cheat.

HOW DID YOU GET ALL THOSE STARS CALLIE

They made $20 off me last week. *hangs head in shame*

If Justin Bieber had been old enough to use AOL Instant Messenger in its glory days I have no doubt he would have been the little shit who IMs people only so that he can hit "Warn" until they're automatically logged off.

Nevermind, just noticed the logo on the picture! D'oh!

Wow, that is lovely! Where is it from? Congratulations!

:'-(

"Givhan had an even more difficult time trying to get to the bottom of what exactly the Spanx magic consisted of."

So Hobby Lobby won't pay for your birth control but they'll also fire you if you get pregnant. Got it.

I take it one ill-placed punctuation mark at a time, my friend.

I'm a member of the media (that sounds so weird to write - it's not the national media or anything) and Martha Stewart is apparently pretty low-key in real life! But who knows. :)