SassyPants85
Sassy Pants
SassyPants85

I love Martha's response because she does throw glorious, subtle shade by saying that Blake, who has starred in numerous film and TV roles, COULD be an actress if she wanted to.

That was one of the most heartbreaking scenes in Requiem for a Dream. And there are a lot to choose from. :(

I do understand. We're on the same page.

The poster was being sarcastic.

I've done coke to impress boys. But it's only 'cause no Pepsi was available! ;) ;) ;)

I'll take what I can get!

I love Butters, but I still love Butters Stills Nash and Young more! <3

The world has ALWAYS been fucked up. It's all about perspective.

Have we learned nothing?

I liked Butters Stills Nash & Young :(

I would have. But I'm English by ethnicity so apologizing profusely is in my genes!

I love Whoopi. She doesn't suffer fools gladly.

I'm a 34DDD and the only bras I'll wear from VS are their full-coverage Body by Victoria bras. They're very supportive and comfortable! Everything else in that store is crap, though.

Aww, he's beautiful! What a poopy butt (literally!). I'm so sorry you lost him in the breakup. The same thing happened to me with an ex a few years ago and it was really hard.

Jesus wept.

Sticky sperm is as sticky sperm does.

Quit trying to volunteer as tribute, Emma. That's my gig.

Hahaha! I know. I am a total fraud.

Aw, I was kidding. It's definitely worth reporting, as awful as it is. Please don't be mad at me, Mark! You're my favorite!

Ok, you're just trolling us with these terrible stories now, Mark. <3