Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

He's clearly on the Florida beat! Masochism is merely an occupational hazard.

Mark is perfect. You hush.

WHY

Giggity goo.

Oh!! Much better.

I'm a very fair-skinned white woman and as a teenager my "friends" would always badger me about how I needed a tan. And a few years ago I took a cab somewhere and the driver said "You're too white, we need to get you to the beach."

My cat is long-haired and drops a dingleberry on the (wall-to-wall) carpet at least twice a month. This morning, there was a streak of poo in the hallway leading to my bedroom when I got out of the shower. You know what I did? Flushed the poop, sprayed a generous amount of Resolve and told my kitty that Mommy and…

That's terrible; I'm so sorry. I haven't lost anywhere close to that during a flare but I've landed in the ER several times for dehydration. A couple months ago I had a flare that was so bad I almost *wanted* to be diagnosed with Crohn's so that my doctor would start me on Humira. I know that sounds awful, and…

I really like "The Notebook" but this was friggin' hilarious! Well done, Lindy.

Has Andi Dorfman said she's had a nose job or are you just being snarky? Her nose looks wider in her yearbook photo, but so does the rest of her face. I look vastly different at 28 than I did at 18, no scalpel needed.

I'm right there with you and I'm sorry for what you're going through. The idea that IBS is only mildly unpleasant is so off the mark.

Crap, I read it as "caused." Sorry about that and thank you for the info! This is a sensitive issue for me because I've had IBS for almost 15 years and it's often debilitating. I have food allergies, too. All my scans come back with only mild signs of inflammation so I haven't been diagnosed with Crohn's or UC, though…

Irritable Bowel Syndrome is NOT caused by stress.

WTF??

I always think we're talking about Peppa Pig when Pippa is written about...

I'm sorry you feel that way :(

Same here. I naively assumed all labia more or less looked like mine (I apparently have "porn star" labia). I didn't really know what the phrase "roast beef curtains" meant for a long time.

FWIW, Katie Couric apparently didn't invite any of her celeb pals to her wedding.

You're not tacky; you're wonderful.