That is so nice! Kudos to you for being a considerate bride.

$1,700 a pop? Christ on a cracker! That is goddamn ridiculous. Just say no, ladies.

Sigh, my breasts have always been large (I'm a 34DDD) but for the past year or so I've really begun feeling their weight. My back always hurts and my bras, while comfortable and supportive, make my boobs hurt. I used to jog all the time; now I have to wear two sports bras to get the support I need and I end up getting…

Agreed! She looked lovely.

Suri Cruise wouldn't be caught dead with a Blackberry!

ETA: ugh, reading comprehension fail. I thought you said jeans were uncomfortable.

Same. And for some reason I can't stand the actor's face. His eyebrows are too perfect or something. And I'm just mean.

Primer makes my skin smoother and helps makeup go on better. I don't use it on my eyes, though - I've always just rubbed a bit of creamy concealer on my eyelids. Keeps your eyeshadow on and brightens the eye area.

I always put mascara on first. Saves me from having to wipe off already-applied makeup to correct black smudges!

Oh, Woozy! You made my day.

"Jen is beside herself over the news," a source close to the "Friends" star recently revealed. "For a long time, she was jealous that Angelina has the family she had always dreamed of having with Brad. She had recently come to terms with that, but we're all worried Angie becoming an honorary dame - something Jen knows…

...What DOES "Skeet" mean? Asking for a friend.

OMG, is this Miss Honey from "Matilda?!"

I think it's more like "Would she have your BAY-BAY?" ;)

That's heartbreaking and makes me so mad.

I knew about the blood but not the goo! Ah well.

Thank you!

A lot of you writers over at Jezebel remind me of evangelical Christians who oversexualize everything - except in your case everything is racist and therefore must be condemned in a mid-afternoon blog post. It's so tiresome.

Yep. I would LOVE to have this "average" body!

Goo? ...Everywhere? :-O