They have been calling them the Flu Trucks Klan up here.

Peterson: Neither of us are white.

Don’t you put that evil on us, David Tracy.

David, reward yourself. Do it.  But with the half doors.  No reason to start making fully practical decisions now.

because you’re smart enough to know they’d pay you in certificates and McDonald’s monopoly tickets

All pops and clicks with that crowd. You might as well be speaking Klingon.

I thought I was reading something Bret Easton Ellis left out of one of his books. This reads like a chapter of “Rules of Attraction” or some shit. 

(Narrator: the answer is coming from wealth.)

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“Libel cases are only won if the prosecutor...”

Shoulda been a blood bath. Teach those assholes a lesson. Like they do peaceful protestors. 

We have better things to do.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

“New York’s hottest secret couple is Hadrick. It’s got everything: a man impersonating a tauntaun...”

Mitch McConnell had polio as a child. Unfortunately, polio lost. 

It’s almost like arbitrary law enacted by medieval warlords with armored vehicles has a downside.

That’s some paperboy shit right there.

Me after reading this article excusing blatant theft

Stealing is not a good thing to do, we all know that. Thieves are out to make a quick buck at the expense of someone else. But this strikes me more as desperate, wholesale looting than property crime.

I should’ve stopped reading the first time Erin offered excuses for criminal behavior. But I kept reading and found more of it.