Take your pick:

This is the best purple car.

Everything is a visor if you scoot down far enough.

i often muse at how much we lost when mitch hedberg died. and every hack that calls up cancel culture when really they cannot make a solid 5 reminds me that much more of it.

The old truck doesn’t have a stupid tablet glued on its dash. It has a real radio and a/c controls.

And today you answered the question of every teen in high school...”when am I going to use this in real life?”

“If people are dumb enough”

Definitely causation this time though

Having been through Germany’s TÜV inspection, I’m certain it would not have prevented this failure.

A HHR may be shitty, but dooming someone to have to buy a car in this market sucks.

“It appears that the crack on my part had been propagating for quite some time”

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

They might not go down to where they were pre chip shortage, but they will improve once the supply situation is better. One big factor are factory incentives. In a normal auto market they are available on virtually every model. Right now manufacturers are putting very little money on the hood because they don’t have…

So body-cam footage of this rescue by officers is officially released within 24hours but body-cam footage of officers breaking the law takes 18months and/or an act of congress to make it out?

Which is why I had it soundproofed. 

It wasn’t until the initial lockdown that I decided to go nuts with landscaping and decided I needed a wheelbarrow for various projects.

Fired from his job as CTO at PayPal due to incompetence, because he wanted to switch from Unix to Windows. Because he didn’t understand Unix.

“Elon Musk thinks vehicles using LiDAR to detect objects is “lame”, “frickin stupid”, “a fool’s errand””

A car thief that can’t drive a manual isn’t driving around in an F-150 with a tow rope.