My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

This seems like a much better candidate for rescue and rehabilitation than one of Tracy's fifteen Cherokee-oxide hybrids. For one, it's small and doesn't leave fluids/particles of itself wherever it goes...

The key to committing public crime is to look bored while doing it, so people automatically assume you are allowed to be doing whatever super sketchy thing you are doing. It is when you start sweating and acting squirrelly they start getting suspicious.

Jumping off a sinking ship is probably the best of limited number of options. When this number of Black professionals quit, you know what’s up. 

$15K for a 167,000 mile mustang? The used car market has gone insane, hasn’t it?

How the fuck is that equal to a year in prison and 100 000 dollar fine?

To be honest she’s holding up well after thirty odd years.

But, I want to see his business card before I can pass judgement on him.

Swam for 12 hours after his helicopter crashed.

I assume he’ll just keep doing what he’s doing, scheduling semi-credible fights and making tons of money off it, but no one is going to take him seriously until he fights a real contender.  Pick a lane.

If I owned a trucking company and my drivers pulled this shit, they would be looking for employent somewhere else.

but I promise I’m not dead

“I don’t see the problem, this car still has floors.” -David Tracy

If you can’t see through the floor it doesn’t even register in the Tracy Rustbucket Scale yet.

Jason ‘...is no longer around’ leaves a certain impression, man.

but its not one of the most dangerous roads for humans, its not even top 10. if you drive the speed limit its pretty damn safe. every road is dangerous if you think its your own personal racetrack. the most dangerous road in america is the million dollar highway and it has been ever since it opened.

YouTuber CGP Grey gave the FSD beta one of its toughest challenges yet

I will never understand muscle car buyers.

A Brand New Dinette Set! This lovely country-style dinette set seats four and comes with an real washed maple veneer top from Crate and Barrel! Also included, this Lemonade Pitcher set with 6 16oz glasses by Anchor Hocking, along with this stylish serving tray! Back to you, Drew!

You neglect the option where it can be both at the same time.