You and David NEED to restart ‘Car talk” on NPR as the new hosts.

Half Life 3 confirmed

Are we gonna talk about how sporty that American Model 50 Roadster still looks?

Not allowed to be entered into the trial:

Kill yourself.

BRB shifting into LOL

I wouldn’t. The universe is sitting here like...

Ohhh, so they pulled an Aunt Cindy and said they were going for chicken but didn’t come back for three days?!

Much appreciated.  Thank you.

Because i enjoyed your slideshow title i clicked on the first slideshow from Jalopnik in many months. :)

Also, nice pics! Love those rims on the E-Mustang at the end. 

Well there’s my dose of try-hard edgelord for the day.

I almost scrolled down and clicked no dice without even reading the article. Then I remembered that my first car(Truck) was an ‘87 S10 Blazer with the garbage 2.8 and a transmission that lasted 2 weeks after I bought it. I paid $2,500 to buy it off the friend whom I berated for buying it for that same amount 6 months…

You’ll forgive me for finding a system that’s supposed to be able to drive a car by itself being foiled by an inexperienced operator being the height of irony.

Speaking as a software developer 0f over 20 years; there’s a reason this resonates with each and every one of us ...

This is Daytona. Not the first time that car has been filled with people who smell like piss.

If Tool drops them for this I’ll have to re-think my fandom. 

I rang him up on the ghost phone; he says he’s definitely still dead.

Yes.  They cost money.

Burn this image into your brains for the next time some idiot writer or commenter tells you how much better cars were in the 80s-90s.

Yup.
Learns driver survived that wreck, starts shopping Altimas.
See Altimas.
Accepts death.