You and David NEED to restart ‘Car talk” on NPR as the new hosts.

Half Life 3 confirmed

People love to say this, but they often forget a lot of the details of the First Contact War.

Are we gonna talk about how sporty that American Model 50 Roadster still looks?

Not allowed to be entered into the trial:

Kill yourself.

BRB shifting into LOL

I wouldn’t. The universe is sitting here like...

So you’re saying things could get better?

Ohhh, so they pulled an Aunt Cindy and said they were going for chicken but didn’t come back for three days?!

Much appreciated.  Thank you.

Because i enjoyed your slideshow title i clicked on the first slideshow from Jalopnik in many months. :)

Also, nice pics! Love those rims on the E-Mustang at the end. 

Well there’s my dose of try-hard edgelord for the day.

I almost scrolled down and clicked no dice without even reading the article. Then I remembered that my first car(Truck) was an ‘87 S10 Blazer with the garbage 2.8 and a transmission that lasted 2 weeks after I bought it. I paid $2,500 to buy it off the friend whom I berated for buying it for that same amount 6 months…

You’ll forgive me for finding a system that’s supposed to be able to drive a car by itself being foiled by an inexperienced operator being the height of irony.

Also, I’m reminded of Terry Pratchett’s observation that LotR is like the Mount Fuji of modern epic fantasy; if you’re writing an epic fantasy, it’s hard to get away from comparisons to LotR, even if, like George R.R. Martin or Pratchett himself, you aren’t writing Tolkienian fantasy. Well, Dune is sort of the Mount…

Speaking as a software developer 0f over 20 years; there’s a reason this resonates with each and every one of us ...

Yes.  They cost money.

Burn this image into your brains for the next time some idiot writer or commenter tells you how much better cars were in the 80s-90s.

Yup.
Learns driver survived that wreck, starts shopping Altimas.
See Altimas.
Accepts death.