For context: a cross-country economy-class ticket before deregulation cost $1,600

“as shitty and expensive as they please.”

Dude, just stop, we know you are not that dumb and that you can take a joke, cause you sure as fuck can take a dick.

“They argued that her emotional response could unfairly sway the jurors,”

I am a white guy. Your writing...words, tenor, humor I really enjoyed. But most of all I learned A LOT. Stuff I felt I knew about I learned more, better, and understanding of. Stuff I never heard of because(ya know...) I was exposed to and enjoyed it. I have never really been someone disillusioned by the world/country…

Automatic No Dice the moment I see this crap at the bottom of an ad:

Editing & proofreading are verboten at G/O Media sites. 

Completely agree. Laughed my ass of while scrolling.

This might be one of the best unexpected things written here in a while.

What would you do with a car like this?

And when your fuel runs out, you can burn the massive wooden console for heat.

Perhaps I’m just taking things a bit too far, but I wonder what the racial demographic breakdown of these arrests were?

That’s what I did. I was shocked.

https://jalopnik.com/why-a-cadillac-xlr-brake-light-can-cost-more-than-a-use-1840556672

I’m not a lawyer, but I would think this company is staring at an unfathomably large fine.

Hey man, she’s just a free thinking, rugged individualist who did her own research.

CIA

It’s middle-grade chain pizza. I’d put it above Dominos and Pizza Hut, below Papa Murphy’s, and if you live in a town of more than 20,000, far worse than whatever your best local place is.

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

This thing is simultaneously neat as hell and no dice as fuck.