It wasn’t a joke. Might be trying to play it off as a joke now that everyone is laughing, but he really is that stupid.

Of course not. The Forest Service, much like druids, derive their powers from forests. There are no forests on the moon, so their powers there are severly limited. If they planted a bunch of trees, maybe. But that’s a huge undertaking.

Yep, being a senator is tough.

40k is good money in Arkansas. 

look at those fake vents!  They really did predict the future!

This all could have been avoided with a simple “Unborn Baby on Board” sticker in the back window.  Then the mother would have had a police escort back to her kitchen, where she could take her shoes off and get back to work.

Most unrealistic: USMC honor guard firing Daisy Powerline 880 BB guns in the video.

You know what man? I’m so sick of this bullshit. What, I’m supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I’m the first guy through the door and I’m always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? F*** you, and…

Come to Texas - experience the insanity.

I mean, it’s not THAT hard.

Wow, what happened to Mike Myers’ face.

I’m really glad his interest was peeked.

Just you.

This is the absolute perfect truck for most people who buy trucks. Therefore Ford will sell about a dozen of them and they’ll be discontinued in three years. 

I guess now would be an opportune time to point out that I was contractually obligated to do so. Trust and believe I would’ve never given this the time of day otherwise. But I appreciate you taking the time to give me my flowers. How kind of you. 

Nah, I’ve deduced this from personal observation and deep love for sarcasm.

If an index finger won’t punch a hole in the frame it’s not ready for Tracy.

Steve Harvey is a racist misogynist and religious nutbag who really shouldn’t be on TV. 

Why on Earth would you put your daughter’s name on the damn thing?!

I don’t like scaring people, but if spreading this myth gets rid of stick figure family decals... I’m just saying we need to look at the pros as well.