OK, now I kind of want her to roll out in a Segway podium just to fuck with people.

I so feel you. I turned 43 last year. Have been through a few emotional breakups. A few stints of unemployment. Beat back the death that drinking desired (still drink, but it doesn’t posses me like it used to). Overcame a “breakdown” (whatever that is). All of it with faith. Not always in God (I’m not comfortable with…

I’m gonna take this opportunity to be a wet blanket and remind everyone that this is not over. There’s no going back to normal, and no one should be resting or bored. Time to get to work fixing everything.

20 grand for a magazine project cover car built with Racing Beat? Nice Price all day.

Also, you wouldn’t “remove” a panic button without notifying the people inside. Nor would you do it without leaving an alternative TO the panic button.

Only people from the 70's would get this joke. Oh & Clint Eastwood who thought it was still a commonly used term when he made, Gran Torino.

You’ve obviously never purchased a vehicle from Carmax. There is no head of finance nor anyone trying to convince you to buy a warranty. The Sales Associate will tell you about the MaxCare options and show you some accessories that are available for installation (cheap stereos, etc.), but there’s no pressure to buy…

One great thing about living in the Midwest is Trump will be out of office at 11AM on January 20th. You East Coasters have to wait till noon.

Glasspack exhausts. I’m not sure if it was a brand, or what exactly it meant, but I used to hear the old-school guys talking about “Glasspack” exhausts, and even using the old Google machine now... I still don’t know what it means. I seems to just mean: “Exhaust that exits through the center of the muffler” -- but…

Alex: “You know, it’s a funny thing. You spend years hosting a show, and you get into the habit of thinking there’s just one correct question for every answer. But life doesn’t always work out that way. The world is much more complex. And you discover that there are many different ways of looking at the universe.”
Cliff…

Trump loves America like he loves everyone else - transactionally. America has been very good to him. Once it isn’t, he’ll hate America like he hates everything else in his life.

two chicks at the same time

Makh would say get the Mitsu because the wheel fall off on the Chevy. I don’t agree. But he is a funny guy.

Sure, it’s not the most distinctive sedan in the world, pulling cues from all over the place; I detect some Taycan in the cinched profile, a dash of Audi A7 Sportback in the rear deck treatment and maybe just a hint of Tesla in the headlights.

Harding was probably equally corrupt. Hoover shared Trump’s complete lack of empathy. Jackson was arguably even more vindictive, and Andrew Johnson was an openly, unapologetically racist bastard. But no one can rival Trump at combining all the worst qualities of his predecessors into a grotesque, rancid mockery of…

Well when you make a bloated orange demon your Big Bad, there’s really nowhere else to go.

I honestly didn’t think they would go with a supernatural element but adding a shaman was an interesting change