“Look, I was JUST pouring gasoline everywhere, it’s not MY fault someone had a lit match.”

“I may have left the gate open, but I strongly condemn all these runaway horses.” - Every Republican right now.

Don’t be an immense idiot.

No, he’s really that fucking clueless.

Trump can say whatever he wants now, it doesn't matter. This is it. This is his legacy when the documentaries are made, when the books are written. The final scenes, the last chapter, will be hateful, stupid, gullible people revolting against the US Government to defend a lie, at the request of the worst human being…

This is the kind of bipartisan sentiment that will truly begin to heal our fractured nation.

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That 4th to 5th shift is a doozy.

I’m sure the pillows and soft gloves are coming out at any moment.

Yeah, um, meanwhile:

WHY IS THIS ARTICLE SO POLITICAL THE RADICAL LEFT ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS OR TESLA OWNERS OR WHATEVER AND HILLARY CLINTON LET OSAMA BENGHAZI ASSASSINATE JEFFERY EPSTEIN

PIZZAGATE

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

As for the purpose of “voting”, I will add my actual nomination upfront: the Herman Miller Aeron. But please, read the whole comment.

As for the purpose of “voting”, I will add my actual nomination upfront: the Herman Miller Aeron. But please, read…

Of the clips I’ve seen, I liked Jason Sudeikis’ take on Biden. His stuff during the Palin debate where he keeps assuring the audience how much he loves John McCain while having to pivot to attacking him in the next sentence was gold.

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

thanks for letting the nazi out of the grays.

The problem with this is that it’s subtractive, kind of like saying we can end childhood hunger if we kill half the starving children, we’ll be able to feed the other half. And completely unnecessary with a vaccine anyway, which is the other way to achieve herd immunity, which takes time, but doesn’t kill half of…

If your argument is that Jalopnik hasn’t changed their approach in nine years, then you have a very poor argument.

He clearly didn’t follow load strapping 101:

Eh, just buy an Aeron and be done with it. I still feel the Aeron is still the best chair out of any HM chair in the line, including this overpriced GaMiNG chair.

Eh, just buy an Aeron and be done with it. I still feel the Aeron is still the best chair out of any HM chair in the…