82 is a good long life but this still is another check mark in the “fuck 2020" tally.

Really the best way to prevent a panic is to provide competent leadership. That wasn’t an option for Trump.

Sound what alarm?  This is all stuff we've know since March or April.  All Bob is doing is confirming what same people already knew.  I'd give him shit if this all came out after the election but it's coming out right at the beginning of voting for a number of states, so the timing seems fine to me.

I was walking my son home from school about five years ago here in New York during a snowstorm, and I literally bumped into Moranis while we were stumbling along. I said “Hi!” as if I recognized him, because I did, and he said, “Hi!” back as if he was just fine with that. That’s the entire story.

You know, I really want to hate Ryan Reynolds, but he keeps doing fun stuff like this. That dumb hot asshole.

This won’t even be a hiccup in the burp of their day.

I like the A-Arm independent front suspension. Stouts are so much better without overdoing the hops.

Well HELLO new fetish!

See, if this had been me standing next to shit-for-brains

Donate here instead.

calm down rambo

I’m picturing you on a park bench, reaching in to a bag as the bird approach and then tossing rocks at them.

$650!  That’s about $800 too high!

See, this is why you need universal health care in the US. They were handing out copies of Russell Crowe's immune system at Sydney Airport which would fight for free.

who obtained his Ivy League degrees only by way of affirmative action

Spider-Man: Not That Uncle Ben (coming 2023)

Best thing would probably be stay home.

They should only sell them to blues musicians.

I’m sorry Gilbert Gottfried didn’t help you sustain your erection.

Exactly.