He’s a troll. Talking to him is a waste of time. He is just looking to make you mad.

Why do people begrudge giving Swift any respect? Incredibly talented songwriter and insanely astute businesswoman who had the game figured out by the time she was 16. It’s amazing how much people are blinded by their dislike of teenage girls and the music they like. (This is not really directed at you but I see this…

But it’s a dry hate.

It pretty clearly says

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

*checks watch* Yup, it’s WTF O’clock already

I will post this on every. single. article. like this one.

and make the Americans pay for it!

That picture though. McConnell’s blatant corruption and general shitheelery might not be enough, but now we can finally impeach him for wearing a tan suit right?

I will dance a fucking jig when Rush Limbaugh shuffles off this mortal coil.

Hot and fast at night, low-maintenance and reliable during the day? That’d be living the dream.  

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

That's what your mother said to me last night, Trebek.

“I’m sorry, Sohomakiiii, she says it to me all the time.” ~ Alex Trebek

Alex, what is”something my wife has never uttered”?

By italicizing your puns, you’ve gone beyond #dadjokes into #grandpajokes territory.

40 hours is the minimum, the national average is between 60 and 70 hours.

This looks like what I would stencil in 7th grade. It is distinctive but in no way professional.

wtf? 2 Frenchies on a private plane with loads of shopping bags and personal pillows in the back ... goddamn if that is not the life. Martha can freely mask me and slap my ass when I piddle if that’s the kinda life I’d get.

You get a little sick of being the cannon fodder in a war you shouldn’t have to fight. It also takes up a lot of time.