Thanks! I made it a little while ago when the saber rattling started, and kept missing good opportunities to share it.

I had a friend coming out of a coma from a head injury. He could write a simple words a week before he “woke up” enough to talk. I could not get his parents to believe me & doctors wouldn’t talk to me because i wasn’t family. He could hear everything going on around him but didn’t know where he was or what was going…

Where does a men’s rights activist get their water?

From a well, actually.

Mansplaining has become one of the defining phenomena of the 21st century

Technically if you read the article its a solicited opinion, wait, I’m mansplaining now, Fuck.

Exactly. It’s not a conspiracy theory - it’s a statement of truth.

That would actually be funny if it wasn’t absolutely true.  

You know, I’ll admit that before Trump, I did occasionally think they should just put a CEO or equivalent up there, and how hard could it be, it’s just like a very big company etc. etc. Consider me thoroughly schooled though. You can stop this experiment now, I totally get that it doesn’t work.

Brilliant idea, but I think you’re giving him too much credit. They could have pointed out the window and shouted “SQUIRREL,” flipped the chart while he was distracted, and then told him “thanks to your strong leadership, sir, America’s nuclear arsenal has never been stronger.” And he would have beamed his little…

He’s not a hero because he’s white. He’s a hero because he just used his celebrity platform to speak up for Americans while also dumping a good chunk of his fan base and revenue stream. He told us he hates Trump (easy to do) and he told us he hates all Trump supporters, including his own fans (not so easy). You don’t…

I do a lot of neuropsych evals which includes IQ testing, which means I should know better than anyone not to do this, but I’m gonna anyway.

Yeah, it was well done steak with ketchup.

The NFL gets NO federal tax breaks. The NFL headquarters was tax-exempt until they voluntarily gave it up in 2015, but even so it only amounted to about $9 million/year. NFL clubs, where the real money is, only get state and local tax breaks.

I think we already know the answer to that:

You know we’re fucked when Condoleeza Rice is warning about unnecessary, poorly-thought through wars.

I’d like to buy a vowel, Alex. Is there a ‘D’...?

The only time Jesus gets violent is when he deals with capitalists.

Well, self-loathing is a thing..

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