Well, “long planned” to Agent Orange is anything more than a day or two out.

So your argument is that if Americans had to go through the same policies the Japanese do in order to get a gun, we’d -still- have as many gun deaths as we do now.

Hmm... what are the other differences between Japan and the US. I wonder?

Trump voters didn’t vote for a town override that would improve local schools but also hurt senior citizens’ tax rates. They didn’t vote for a congressman who believes in small government but also spends a little more on defense than is necessary. They didn’t vote for a Senator who’s too soft on crime but also takes…

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Bauer’s night was a right wing fever dream about Columbus Day come to life: an Indian getting absolutely killed out there and then getting triggered about it.

The great thing about vagaries in a legal document is that it allows for it to be argued. “Should” I stand? Maybe, but since it doesn’t say I “must” I’m going to treat that as a suggestion but still do whatever I feel like. It would be laughable to try to contractually enforce something as a rule when it clearly…

“should”

Although I haven’t had the pleasure of talking directly with someone who believes heart and soul that coal can and *and will* make a comeback, I think I have a pretty good handle on some of the support for this.

Trump’s base, overwhelmingly white and located in the south and mid-west, firmly believe that the got-dam…

When your entire self identity and worldview are lies you can’t afford for any cards to fall.

It’s really the only thing giving me any joy at the moment (watching them squirm in their insecurities, that is).

She’s probably thinking the same thing we are all thinking that yes Bobby Duvall Godfather 3 sucked without you in it but you don’t have to gloat so hard about it.

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

She needs help for both.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

...How’s Karen Pence handling all the backlash from this weekend?

Yes, some are. As a man in his 50s, I have concluded that there is a certain breed of men in my generation and older who are simply incapable of understanding how sexual harassment works. I feel like it’s a knee-jerk reaction to how sexual politics have changed so much since we were raised and things that were…