Your ownership stats are a little off. According to CNN’s chartifying of Pew research data, 30% of American adults actually own a gun, while 42% of Americans live in the same house with one.

Pandora’s box is already open, and it’s insane to think that it’d be possible in this country, at any point, to have its citizenry turn over and destroy over 300 million weapons. It’s just not going to happen.

That’s actually the good news: it isn’t a “large swath”. It’s a tiny minority. They just seem like a “large swath” because they employ the exact same principles that another non-existent population, named libertarians, uses to inflate their influence: they show up anywhere and everywhere to loudly protest.

Hence the word “equivalent”

LW2 and I think I might have fallen in love with Dinosaurs and Nachos. Thank you. I just want somebody to love me that way and maybe if I hold out, they will, maybe not, who knows. Thank you both. As I posted up earlier, he dumped me and man, if all of your comments aren’t the best thing to make me feel ok about it, I…

& yea doth I swerveth on hoes, I fear no crosswinds for my oppolock game is Super Tight.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

“I suddenly have an irrational need to find one of these, swap out the motor for something off a sport bike and do epic donuts at speeds only something with such a short wheelbase could.” and be killed.

Just a little lift off oversteer. Nuthin’ to worry about.

i’m a white person who reads your content.

I still can’t for the life of me figure out why everyone’s scared of me?! I’m such a nice & docile person.....

I think it might mean ‘grabby’.

I kind of feel like “I met his mother” got glossed over here. What’s THAT story?

Absolutely 100% tell the wife. Is this advice even serious?

No. No you do not blow up a marriage that you are not a partner in, ever, unless someone is being physically or mentally abused.

This makes me a little sad because I have AIM to thank for one of my best friends in life, but we’ve never met. In late 2003, I, checkers3585, 18/f/houston, was in a Houston AIM chatroom, and I struck up a conversation with realfootball8, 23/m/houston. I don’t remember what we talked about, but we had enough in common…

Please name your first product Fetal Hippo.

Who here rocked ICQ?

I’m thinking modular platform containing batteries / motors, and a giant 3d printer for the bodies.

It’d feel really weird for my left leg.