He is so bloated and unhealthy looking. He should have cartoon “stink lines” emanating from that horrible mess on his head.

He needs help. He needs serious psychological help. It’s not funny, it’s not a joke, he is mentally ill and this is just yet another thing he has said that proves he is.

yep.. i figure just hearing the ker chunk of a shottie being readied would be enough to send would be bulrglars running..

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

Since Michael’s trailer couldn’t make it up Rochelle’s driveway, he and I had to push the car down a decline while Rochelle tried steering onto the two narrow ramps (for some reason, the steering was not locked).

NP, because this leaves me with $499 for the go-fast bits for LeMons.

Overdrive is what she wants from me, a Fast Five is what I want from her.

Psst. It says in his mini-bio at the end of the article...

I’ve accepted that “no haggle” may mean I pay more, but I look at it as buying myself less stress (as well as saving time). And that is money well spent. As more dealers shift to that model the differences will even out.

She’s clearly “shopped”, using Ye Olde Photoshoppe (scissors, glue, copy stand) - question is, did they simply fuck up the scaling or was it done intentionally to make the car look bigger and therefore more desirable?

I’m willing to bet ol’ Baal Hammon could give guns a run for their money in parent-child killings. Goddamn Carthaginians.

Lamont Brittingham, a current guest at Mandalay Bay, told the Daily News that he feels safe in the hotel.

So, diazepam turns you into a Republican? Heyoooo

Yes, he was given an anti-anxiety drug for the very common problem which seems to afflict nearly all white mass murderers - it’s the illness called alba difficultates populum aka wypipo problems. The illness is quite severe - even life threatening. The symptoms consist of (in no particular order):

Well that’s why his current wife was shipped here in a crate with air holes.

this is me, yes

I didn’t think it possible, but after reading that and watching the video I am now some how even more lesbian.

I don’t think there’s a way to answer that until / unless the communication between them is discovered. As a journalist, I get pitches *all.* *the.* *time.*

I don’t. But this is a bizarre situation. And I don’t know how to out into words other than to sound victim blamey.