Lol, go fuck yourself.

They advocate for tax cuts because that’s their entire purpose for existing. Everything else is just snake oil to get dumb, poor racists to vote for economic policies that screw dumb, poor racists.

Here’s a perfect example of this, courtesy of course of Fox News. They can’t figure out how to hate this guy because he’s a rich white guy, the mass murder doesn’t register.

Not sure if you’ve ever seen it but there’s an episode of The Office where Michael Scott tells a classroom full of 3rd grade students that he’s going to pay for all of them to go to college when the time comes, because it felt good in the moment and everyone liked to hear it and liked him for saying and promising to…

(grabs on to other arm) I SAW HIM FIRST JUANITA

Can’t stand us packing heat, get out of our country.

Ahem.

I dunno about you, but I’ll take drugs over yoga any day. Come at me.

Robert S. Mueller is not tweeting. Robert S. Mueller is not playing golf.

You don’t.

There is no more better symbol for both the sports-media brand and the team than the crumbling, unbearable NYC subway system.

South Dakota Senator John Thune says it’s the victims fault that they got shot because they stood there like dumb targets instead of “get[ting] small”.

Steve Scalise better be CASHING IN that fat check from the NRA as I type this.

I hate him so much, and I’m so, so tired.

Good thing for Blake that the truth is always a defense.

Blake continues to this day to paint Plaintiff as an out of control and corrupt officer who has no business being a member of the NYPD. Due to his celebrity, these statements have had a far greater reach than the complaints of an average New Yorker.

“Frances McDormand is here. Frances, can I just say, I love you. You are the only person in this room that I would save in a fire.” -Amy Poehler, speaking for me. 

Nope, fuck off. They are not wrong.