If she’d worked at Fox News and said all the people who were killed in the Orlando shooting last year were a bunch of godless liberal homos, who were being punished for their sins, she’d be president of the network by now.

So nice when a repugnant thought is said outloud a person is fired instead of being elected president.

Still not as horrifying as the shit the Trumps have said.

Swishers are what I imagine cancer actually smells like.

“FEA is for those who can’t do continuum mechanics by hand.”

I basically don’t touch chat software at work. Every place I’ve worked at I’ve found a way to turn it off, keep my status message to “busy” by default, or otherwise wriggle out of chatting.

IMHO we are all too reachable as it is - work email, personal email, phone, personal phone, Skype, WhatsApp, text, not to mention…

I think there is more danger in what collateral damage was possible than with the loss of the engine itself

I’d feel pretty dumb if I knew there was an HOA before I bought the property, agreed to abide by the HOA when I bought the property, and then complained about having an HOA. Because only an idiot would do that.

And I live in a normal suburb, and I get a douche canoe who decides he’s going to park his triple axle trailer he uses for his landscaping business in the street for days or weeks at a time. This means that if someone is parking across from them legally I have to turn my pickup around because that trailer is blocking…

Who is anyone to tell an autonomous group of people, who hold a fair and proper democratic vote of all citizens, and who are acting for rational reasons, and who are not aiming to oppressing a portion of their population or deprive anyone of their human rights, that they cannot declare themselves an independent…

No one mentioned the high beltline? Maybe it’s just me.

He has resorts in Vegas. I’m sure he can make it a golf outing.

Yes this is why I’m a sovereign citizen. I have conducted a fair and proper democratic vote of all citizens in the nation of Moon Conspiracies and we/I overwhelmingly voted to free myself from the constrictions of taxes and stop signs. Viu la independència!

Mama’s gearing up for that 2020 run.

No, you can’t blame violence. If this was happening all over the world, then yes, that might be the cause, but it’s not. These shootings are isolated to the US, and the causes is almost always because some man had his ego bruised by either being fired from his job, or being dumped by a girlfriend or ex-wife. It’s…

Clearly the solution is to make it mandatory for everyone to take sniper training and carry high powered scoped sniper rifles at all times.

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being a baby in Antarctica and 10 being a fully engorged Lexington Steel, how big of a boner do you get trolling Kinja comment sections?

If 20 dead first graders doesn’t matter, then neither would 50 plus concert goers on the Vegas strip.

If 20 dead white elementary school kids in an affluent community didn’t do it, I don’t think anything will.

When we didn’t have a real effort after Sandy Hook to regulate firearms, it sort of became obvious we never would.