I’ve said it before and will say it again: I will absolutely tune in if Megyn eats a salad dressed with pepper spray for sweeps.

Wow. Goddamn, I heard that bitchslap from over here in Philly. +1.

Unfortunately, some kids already took his.

Stupid comment. Sexual desire doesn’t necessarily go away with age. I know that. I’m guessing you’re in your 20s and think you invented fucking. Well, you didn’t. I’ve got decades on you, and trust me, the urge hasn’t gone away yet.

That’s Trashmouth, cupcake. King Trashmouth if you’re nasty.

You accidentally wrote “room” instead of “cardboard box next to a park drinking fountain”.

Um, hey y’all... just gonna leave this here...

At this point I want some enterprising hacker to just get those tax returns and leak them.

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

I gotta say, it beats the hell out of having to listen to that shitty voice.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

If anything I’m going on the offensive.

I think they may try and make the case that it’s their sideline and they’ll enforce whatever the fuck arbitrary rules they want and if this guy doesn’t like it he can go pound sand.

“Reek eyed the hot dog. It was topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweetpickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, pickled sport peppers and a dash of celery salt. But not, thank the Many-Faced God, with ketchup. That obscenity would be too much to bear.”

He’s probably not reading this. The fact that you are mad about it and yelling into cyberspace about it is pretty awful, too.

Or suggests splices

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Kushner registering to vote.