... except that these hackers, armed with relatively easily obtained info, can call apple and get your password changed - apparently (read the whole article).

I only realized that thanks to your comment :-) Stupid system, now Burneko will never know I actually read his hate mail post...

People complain about the infinite scrolling, but then gems like these prove people so, so wrong.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things”

IM ANGRY ON THE INTERNET

Keep lickin’ them boots.

As someone whose disarmed *multiple* adults with knives, bats, and nail boards using only my hands in a professional setting. Here is some advice to avoid “getting hit in the face”, take a step backwards and consider the situation. Is the weapon actually lethal? If it hits you what are the chances it’s lethal, if you…

Pepto Abysmal.

do you understand that screaming angrily at women on the internet doesn’t make them hate themselves, it just makes them think there are a lot of angry losers like you on the internet? i know you wish you had that power over women, but you don’t and that’s why you troll anonymously. it’s an ineffectual coward’s game.…

You’re a good submissive. Cops love you.

Normally I’d agree but Reese came to my office one day and gave a talk about how she came to produce “Wild”. That Southern charm thing was nowhere to be seen. Girl knows how to get it done. My money would be on her.

I’m betting on Reese and I think everyone has SOMEHOW forgotten this http://gawker.com/i-am-terrified-of-reese-witherspoon-and-a-little-bit-in-1612868241

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

I always love that Roger Stone thinks saying things like this will help exonerate him. Like, they were listening because you were doing illegal shit, you fucking pinhead.

Kimmel is stepping up his game to compete with Last Week Tonight. In seriousness it’s no surprise he understands it better, he has an actual investment on what it does as opposed to the lawmakers.

Polls about public reaction the UN speech wouldn’t be out yet. This bump must be down to him not being a complete idiot during Harvey and Irma.

Yeah but, that cat is from England. They have like, metric years or whatever.

They should have ran this article instead:

as a person from the south, i grew up on chick-fil-a - it was a staple. but once they started funneling money into prop 8, i noped right the f out - i hadn’t had it since.