acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry

this was your superhero origin story and you missed it. you should have gotten beat up, steeled your resolve and built a crime fighting suit out of salvaged jeep parts, gotten justice on the bad guy, and gone on to make things better for all citizens of the junkyard. now you’re just the unnamed guy being slowly driven…

This election, I saw members of my party marginalizing and condemning minorities, ethnic or otherwise, and making demeaning comments towards women.

Nothing screams pedophile like a mini van with tinted windows and someone taking pictures.

Honestly, buy whatever’s most common in your area in an unremarkable color.

Head to the Hertz lot at your nearest airport and rent something midsize. Whatever they give you is the answer.

Not just the arsenal, but the safe containment and disposal of several million gallons of liquid nuclear waste and several tons of solid nuclear waste. All of which has a half-life of at least 10,000 years. Yet here he is, yelling at clouds about queers. We are fucking doomed.

I love how republicans tell the rest of us to grow up, but then they take time out of their super important jobs to weight in on a college election that doesn’t really matter.

Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

He said he wanted to kill Black people in New York because it is the “media capital” of the country.

$3,250 over David’s budget. Plus it’s running.

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Well, we certainly couldn’t believe a woman.

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Noooo. If she hadn’t tagged Kerrigan, and simply wished the new cast good luck via ‘break a leg’ that shit would be shade. This is way too direct.

Looks like you’ve never even read shade court. you are banished to a life of everlasting sun.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

Oh, a pair of MG B’s in an MGB.