Kaepernick is making millions, so he can’t claim he’s being oppressed, says the party that just elected a self-professed billionaire running on a platform of turning back government oppression.

Fuck you Greg

The second time I’ve said this today: Texas is run by a bunch of fucking assholes. They’ve also gerrymandered the fuck out of everything so we’re pretty much screwed indefinitely in addition to having chodes for governors for decades.

FBI Director Comey knew about the contacts between the Trump team and Russian intelligence when he made his statements about Clinton’s email days before the election. Think about that.

Here is a picture of a car:

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

If you’re ever confused, just look at the people holding the signs.

Hamilton Nolan has popped open a celebratory container of Fage yogurt.

Mike Pence is Stannis. Rigid religious fanatic with warped ideas about sex and women. Would probably burn his own child alive to shut down Planned Parenthood. Deserves to be brought down by a badass woman bearing a sword called Oathkeeper.

Oh please. Jared Kushner is Littlefinger

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

My dude, Obama was a once-a-century charismatic talent and he still oversaw the loss of 900+ state legislature seats to the GOP in his tenure

What kills me the most about these deportations every Republican administration is how cruel and pointless it is. If they really wanted to end illegal immigration they’d put a single fucking employer in jail for employing immigrants without authorization to work in the US. All this does is scapegoat poor people who…

Dan Rather’s FB page is a goddamn goldmine.

This is the end game of gerrymandering, no need for accountability.

Chaffetz must be ruling the day he took the chair for oversight. His district is so gerrymandered he might survive in two years, but he will be under constant pressure to, as his constituents chanted, do his job. His options kind of suck, though. He can initiate an investigation of Trump, which will almost certainly…

Chaffetz has already said he isn’t having an investigation on the Trump-Russia links because “it’s resolved itself”. He’s a spineless partisan hack. Never expect anything more from the GOP.

Seriously, it’s like “wait it’s not just you leaving me alone to watch Venture Bros. I’m expected to put on pants and find someone to fuck too?”

yah scarlett it’s pretty difficult for me to have sex with one person too