Right. Fixed. Thanks.

When he saw that this involved intercepting a call of the NSA by the NSA his brain exploded, dripped out of his ears and he went back to “work”.

Let’s be real; she’s a token.

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

Trudea: You’re going to impeach him, right?
Ryan: You have no idea how soon.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

This is so deliciously good.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

thoughts are you dont really understand commodities and how they are sold.

I think she’s the best, but she is not exactly dominant in terms of the recording industry. A new record by Elvis—yes, Elvis—outsold Lemonade three-to-one in 2016.

Well, you know that W.E.B. DuBois has done some amazing things, tremendous things, and he’s getting recognized more and more these days I notice.

“... it’s all equally delicious.”

The primary difference is that milk chocolate is disgusting and dark chocolate is delicious!

There is something fucked up and mesmerizing about Melissa McCarthy’s deranged furious energy.

It is pretty telling that the people who always poll highest as being afraid of illegal immigrants, or gang violence, or ISIS attacks, are rural conservatives who live far, FAR away from the nearest diverse city, airport, or border. These people are so sheltered in their little bubble enclaves that they’re seeing…

They’re a letter off.

+1 bottle of water snuck in via cargo pocket, because it’s just careless to spend $9 at the arena

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders