The way this is written, it doesn’t sound like it was running at all.

ergh. typo’d it. CVT not CUV.

Picture a vehicle that was designed to be the lowest common denominator in every possible category—fit and finish, style, build quality, reliability, durability, steering feel, overall performance. Its CUV is erratic, almost always mistimed, shifts like Gerber going through a toddler, and runs 500-1k over where it…

It shouldn’t be NP but it probably will be. Would definitely want an inspection, particularly on the suspension—this year has more than its fair share of rear bushing issues, and another potential pain point is the A/C core and radiator. No mention of ABS but since there isn’t one it likely doesn’t have it. FYI, the…

Answering the time-honored question, “What would a Pacer look like if someone tried to turn it into a shooting brake?”

Never did I say, or even hint, that it was flawless. No game is. And if you wanna sit here and compile laundry lists of its problems and issues, take a seat because my list is lengthy—the third-person on-foot camera is 50 Shades of Jank, the tutorial never fucking ends, it lacks a staggering amount of “standard”…

It’s amazing to play as long as you approach it as “Minecraft in Space,” more or less. Achievement-oriented players, people who don’t enjoy setting their own goals, and people who seek game-provided “challenges” will burn through what it has to offer in roughly 30-40 hours, on average.

It’s amazing to play as long as you approach it as “Minecraft in Space,” more or less. Achievement-oriented players, people who don’t enjoy setting their own goals, and people who seek game-provided “challenge” will burn through what it has to offer in roughly 30-40 hours, on average.

Looking forward to seeing what enterprising hackers will show on those screens once they figure out how to get into them.

Always been surprised with the Mirage’s various palettes. For a bottom-of-the-barrel cheap-ass line, they went surprisingly bold with the choices in ‘14.

Subtract the 58 tons of CO2 equivalent per year for each kid he didn’t have and the 2.4 for the car he doesn’t drive and he’s probably well into the debit side of the ledger at this point.

I didn’t have much to begin with myself, so I hear ya.

Only because it’s incomplete and misinterpreted. The customer is always right about what they believe the problem is.

Sounds like Ms. Williams needs to update her son’s POA if it doesn’t include the ability to transact on her accounts; from the Variety article, it appears to only allow him to make inquiries. Not unusual when the “transact” ability is POA’d to someone else—in this case, very likely her ex-advisor. Now the court’s…

Really curious to see what the front of this one looks like. The rear is... intriguing.

I keep thinking, “This is the same writer that did the five-best-cars article with the purple PT Cruiser,” and I’m honestly wondering if I’m just not smart enough to figure out the joke here.

The Kennedy Curse only takes the good ones.

A bag of wet sand would be an improvement over Abbott.

You would be if you had a toaster like mine. Cuisinart. It’s a beaut.

Had to check three times to make sure I wasn’t on The Onion.