Rich White Woman Visits Republican Burg; Residents Unsurprisingly Polite and Deferential

Neutral: Sure you can. Just because a particular corporation dissolves doesn’t mean its assets vanish into thin air, nor does the market slice it used to occupy. Someone’ll buy the assets at the auction and start flying passengers around again, and maybe—just maybe—they’ll learn from their predecessors.

I would expect Republicans as a whole to be far less concerned about a viral outbreak, as a significant portion of them live in small towns, far from metropolitan areas, with homogenous populations and an active hostility to outsiders. COVID’s got a range of six feet, not sixty miles.

dammit I knew I should have scrolled down first.

It was quite likely very reminiscent of this.

America has been waiting for Trump to be a president

Funny thing... if you replace “Sanders” with the male pronoun in this description, it accurately and thoroughly describes someone else entirely.

I like this one better:

Apropos of nothing, $10m is only 100 grains of rice, or roughly 7% of what Bezos just spent on a house.

#6 is easy. People only stock up on stuff they don’t already have plenty of. You say “I’m a soap hoarder” like that’s a strange thing, but man I got 16 bars left out of a 20-pack sittin in the linen closet right now along with half a dozen bottles of the foamy pump stuff and maybe four full bottles of body wash.

If you’re thinking of the green one at the bottom (shows the roof rack the best):

Remember, they use words differently than the rest of us. “Due process,” to him, means “the process to which, as a wealthy and powerful Hollywood magnate, I feel I am due,” which means “I can do whatever I want without any real penalty.”

“I can understand where he’s coming from but at the same time what we’re trying to do is preserve and protect all history,” explained Allen, Confederately.

He’s over 70, in poor health, with breathing problems already.

“I’m totally confused. Men are confused about this issue.”

Trump has ignored all warnings from health officials surrounding large gatherings and the spread of the virus and has privately insisted that there be no changes to his schedule.

I’d have said NP if it’d had more Lamborghini badges, lettering, and Italian flags on it. Sadly, there just weren’t enough of them to justify this price.

Vice President Joe Biden

Here’s a preview of a Biden/45* debate.

When I first glanced at the header image, I was convinced he’d had a stroke. Looking at it now, I’m still not sure he hasn’t.