“Because no one has immunity to it, there’s no vaccine for it, people can pass it on without knowing they have it, and it’s ten times as deadly as the regular flu.”

how do you say the word “biopic?” I think it’s “BUY-oh-pic” but I hear some high falutin’ negroes pronounce it as “buy-AH-pic.”

You’d think an investigative journalist (like, say, Ronan Farrow) would be able to apply their skills to corroborate something like this, and that this kind of story could generate the kinds of leads that almost always lead to a much larger stories. Of course, that type of effort would necessarily imply the…

Please let this be RWD with a manual. Please let them offer a features-stripped version.

I CP’d it for the CEL on the questionable modifications. Any time some boyracer decides to mod their DD and makes poor decisions that they don’t know how (and can’t be bothered) to fix, the “value” goes down to “can I recoup the ask by selling the good bits and running the rest through the crusher.”

I’ll be over in the corner waiting for the “free market!” disciples to start screaming about government overreach.

As Meghan and Harry Wrap Up Royal Duties, MSNBC Guest Reminds Everyone Why They’re Leaving in the First Place

Frosted Mini-Wheats come in at .203 (10.4g sugar/51g serving size) so they didn’t make this list. But just barely.

It is finally time for me to face my fears.

It’ll do to complement the Escape, I guess. Need to scrape the B R O N C O logo off the tailgate, though. That part of it’s pretty terrible.

Next up on Quibi: I’d Buy That For A Dollar.

This gallery tour is every meeting where the presenter stands there and reads every single goddamned PowerPoint slide word for word while the entire time you’re sitting there thinking, “Yeah, thanks and all, but I can read.”

because of how frequently I interact with my constituents as a part of my job

Yeah, they’re a lost cause.

Do you actually read Jalopnik thinking it should present and support articles like a peer-reviewed publication?

You ride it up, you ride it down

I wonder if we’ll ever find out what they were doing in the front seat of the car for the 5-10 minutes before Green was murdered.

Same. My variant was shorter: “Every gun is loaded.”

If he tried to clear the chamber with the magazine still in it, all he did was load the next round. Magazine out first. Rack slide second. Lock slide third. If the slide isn’t locked open, the weapon has a live round in it.

“I swear to god I just emptied the mag.”