I had a non AMG, CL600. I had an aftermarket extended warranty that did pay some. Maintenance and repairs for 3 years cost me $32,000. There is nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes. I've said this over and over and Jalopnik writers still keep encouraging ill-informed viewer to take the plunge.

GM is going to put a recall out for this.

I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"

Thank you very much.

Yeah but the end of the day you're in a Neon.

How many of us would rather have the classic Jeep?

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

Can we also expect an 80% depreciation in 8~10 years on this one too?

The Smart ForTwo.

This should be a no-brainer...

I thought the parking app for dicks was called Grindr.

Jason, you make Jalopnik more awesome with each post. Torchlopnik must happen again.

James Glickenhaus

We'll have to wait and see what the Feds have to say about this incident.

So based on the looks of that Cooper, someone just donked the shit out of their lawnmower.

Did you already move to Philly?

I'm excited to be a part of this awesome community, and I'm confident that we can transform this sub blog into a really useful tool for anyone wanting to learn about car values in general. Stay tuned for cool stuff. Thanks to everyone involved!

1,000 hp, yet more speeded up shots than in Knight Rider.

Maybe tomorrow! Leaking slowly, like oil from a '71 Challenger.