Calm down Dan. 

Both will cost you more than you think, and both leak all over the place at the most inconvenient times.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

as it takes on the Jeep Wrangler for dominance among the off-roading parking on curbs at the mall and doing 95 on off-road tires crowd.

Taycan option list:

Yeah but then the cars are always whining about it. 

And yet, Dodge does not require people who purchased their cars with the supercharger option to also purchase a subscription to use that option

This really isn’t a bad idea. Being able to put Android Auto in a car built pre-2016 without having to use some ugly ass Pioneer unit and a dash kit would be great. 

yes but that would look poor

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

Does it not surprise you that I also hate big trucks?

15mpg in a recreational car where most will see ~1,500 miles per year is perfectly acceptable.

Chonk-E

Bigger things are to come.

That isn’t in the same universe as the F-Type R/SVR.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

So lemme get this straight, they’re so detail oriented that they align Center caps a specific way (which I’m actually ok with because veee musht hav ORDAH!) but not so much that they won’t call a car with neither forced induction NOR and internal combustion engine, a “Turbo?” GTFOH

Some people pay extra for that...

For fuck sake, can we have an under-car picture?

Youtuber tells dealer he needs a good headline