This you dude?

I posted this a ways back on another QOTD and thought I'd share agaim

France? Monaco? Either way the Golf seems to have fared better from this angle. Moral: buy a Golf. They're better.

Consumer Reports: Where a difficult to understand navigation system can label a car as less reliable than a car with simple controls that breaks down often.

12:03 am 918 Owner- "So, uh, David, uh what are you wearing?" /starts giggling like a little girl

Sounds like a spoiled fucking child. I abhor people like this. What an idiot. Arrogance? What arrogance? What electric car is China building again? Oh...

Longbridge. Less a factory than a parade ground for British Leyland's numerous ills.

But naturally, the Germans have come up with something genuinely useful.

OK. But does it make you want a Vanquish any less?

I got stuck in that motorcade once. Owed Zipcar a $50 late fee. THANKS OBAMA.

Well, here you can see what happened after the Hummer ate a C-Class. The fecal remains are often hard to distinguish, but this one took the form of a Smart.

Would it be wrong to cancel my M4 order for Satan's chariot?

This is beyond fantastic. I don't care at all if this car stays in production unchanged until the end of time. There will always be a place for this kind of brutal simple power. It may not handle the corners like the Camaro or Mustang but if that's what your going to whine about with this car then your completely…

How long before someone sticks their dick in there?

COME AT ME FLOWTIE DO YOU EVEN LAMINAR FLOW

no, the hood scoop is the horn. Just incase they dont hear the car over the sound of the engine.

If the headlights are the intake, the hood scoop acts as the high beams?