Lochte told his mom.

I mean, he was in San Antonio. Unless he really likes Mexican food, the food is better in SLC

I don’t know if you’re making an “In Bruges” reference, but I appreciate it either way

What happened to the Kar98k and M1?

It’s bad now though, right? I feel like it’s bad now

Oh, it’s out? I really didn’t even know

There’s not even one in the city at all, you have to go to Jersey

At least he got the W

The guy on there right now has the name “blue matters” which I assume is short for blue lives matter. It’s pretty racist

It’s really for people that are already into sous vide. It’s $200, generally outside the range for casuals.

I’ll do it. As a kid, if I couldn’t see the bottom of the soup, it made me nervous. What ingredients are down there, huh?! You don’t know! That’s what’s so scary!

Relevant: I know a logistics officer in the army and he contracted out transportation work in Iraq. Generally this meant Pakistani truck drivers with questionable experience. The first modification they all made to the truck was jury rigging a crock pot into the truck’s electrical system and cooking with it. Usually…

It seems more like stagnated culture. Much though everyone today thinks the roaring 20s were so cool, it’s not like we’re out recreating them to any real extent.

Aha, I don’t think it’s your problem so much as Oblivion wasn’t the best. I mean, I liked it, but it wasn’t exactly well loved

“grounded in reality”???

Shouldn’t the first step of evaluation be “Was he unconcious?”

Oh wow, their game next week is going to be so weird. I hope the strike lasts at least that long

Isn’t “old row” Alabama’s frats? Why is an Alabama frat an off campus apartment complex?

He did not call a medium evil.

I’ve seen this clip a few times and it never looked gross to me. I just realized I was looking at the wrong leg. The one that’s bent sideways is the hurt one. I got it now guys.