Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

Trump did better among higher income voters and Clinton did better among lower income voters. Trump voters will do very well if inequality increases.

I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The motorcycles are Beemers, you drive a Bimmer.

Atlas Bukakked

You mean Purdue right?

The rest of the teams in the Big 10 needed what everyone who attends Rutgers needed—a safety school.

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

It’s wedged in there really tight.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

all yogurt is bad. european mayo

Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

MEANWHILE IN GEN 6:

this is never the correct take

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

I'm not pretending.