Obviously the maternal character would be the first in porn

Who isn’t? It’s terrifying

The only time it bothered me was for the Magic. They should be pretty fun this year! Probably not good, but fun!

Solid take

Jeopardy always has multiple clues as to the answer. It’s trivia, but it usually has more subtle clues as well. That’s why Watson winning was such a big deal

And then where? Man U? Hopefully Chelsea again

Smite of the Smite Pro League. Do not blame you for the confusion, I’ve never heard of it either

That Czech really bounced

Is it toeing the line? Is it really?

Basically, the cost is only worth it for subs and carriers. The whole propulsion system is expensive and the people to run them are also very expensive.

Curt Shilling hates Nazis. He thinks they’re too much like Muslims

I couldn’t disagree more. I finished Suikoden II like a month before Kirk started. And it was absolutely wonderful. I loved it. I could understand going back to play it wouldn’t be fun, but I really enjoy playing the classics, especially since I missed them the first time around

She did Laguna Beach and The Hills. And she’s really really dumb.

I was thinking that was appropriate for some games like Halo, where very little actually changes. But when you’re building on a successful franchise, I think it’s even more important to show new gameplay. Like the most recent call of duty. The ads had no gameplay in them at all, but we still knew we would be getting…

Forward the poop stories to Magary, he’ll get them where they need to go

I don’t think I understand award shows. Isn’t the idea there are lots of people that go in and get awards on the TV? She’s still outside. There was no announcement. There was just a Palmer giving out a trophy. Is that how the ESPYs work?

With some vague unease that this whole thing could be a viral stunt, we’ve decided to just let the above video stand on its own.

This is the origin story for all deadspin writers

Haven’t finished reading, but I can’t let this go. What was the joke?!

“Upon expiry of this contract, we can stay in your house for three months until you sign another contract to play for us”