I remember watching Alien and Predator and numerous other R-rated movies when I was nine and not having a problem with them. Unfortunately, our children aren’t clones of us or I could transfer my brain into my son’s skull and achieve true immortality.

Go through the episodes of Ben Shapiro’s podcast, and note the guests he has on. Then go through his twitter and find how often he booked a guest with a public tweet “inviting” them on his show. You won’t see that. That’s not how these things work (except in rare instances where the “public invitation” is some sort of…

Also I highly doubt you were "overjoyed" when she won if this is all it takes for you to be ready to cast a vote for someone that is her polar opposite. Suuuuure, honey. I definitely believe you. 

Have you never been introduced to the idea of ‘analogy’ or do you take people literally at all times?

I see a lot of people regard this as condescension. I have to see it from the other side—364 days a year we are up to our necks in superhero movies. Oscar was the one night of the year for everything else. Now Marvel will take that over too.

Oh wow, I didn’t realize you were her contract lawyer and know what it stipulated. Also, at what point did she mention breaching or refusing to fulfill her contract? You’re just making up bullshit.

What a perfect demonstration of the technocrat’s eager dehumanization of the person to shore up the integrity of business contracts, that most hallowed of entities.

I went to HS with this Mastrangelo chick and her family and I couldnt be less surprised that this is where shes ended up in life. The town is nicknamed Mafia Hts because of how many italians live there (shes lying through her teeth about being 1st generation American though, her parents were born here and went to the…

“Hey, GOVERNMENT”

She doesn’t seem particularly bright. And maybe if this hustle works, she can buy a nose fit to air on FOX News.

Whether or not he’s guilty another point worth raising is why the fuck do people like him enough to merit celebrating his return? This dude’s career is literally built off recapping other people’s work and nerd bro culture

Either way you go, you presume someone’s innocence and guilt, if you believe the accuser then you presume the guilt of those they accuse, if you don’t then you assume the guilt of the accuser as a liar. But regardless, we are free to assume guilt or innocence of anyone we please, “innocent until proven guilty” is how…

The question isn’t “Why would someone do this?” it’s “Why do people do this?” Have you ever heard of Münchausen syndrome by proxy? This is where a parent will poison their own child to convince people that the child is sick. And this is a common enough occurrence that there’s a name for it. People will do some…

And that’s fair. Nobody has “proof” either way at this point. What I find tiresome is the immediate celebration of some people as though there’s been a joyful vindication of some innocent flower. This isn’t “90 year old grandma acquitted of murder charge by puppy-mill”. A control freak standup comedian turned reality…

I dream of a day when the vast majority of women aren’t subjected to rape, abuse, and/or harassment.

Thanks for your input, Chris.

The team receive a package. They open it. Inside is a copy of ‘Supersize Me’ surrounded by several cod.

They complete the heist and return to the hideout to split the loot. The shadowy lead figure that bankrolled the whole job is there. No one has seen him as of yet. Everyone collects their share and leaves. Seth “The Mouth” Rogen turns around before leaving:

This is quite possibly the silliest, saddest, and best story of organized crime in fucking history. It would make one hell of a heist movie:

YEAH! I WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR GET OUT AND I JUST KNOW ITS ALL FABRICATED ANTI-WHITE PROPAGANDA AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT EVEN THOUGH EVERYBODY SAID ITS MORE TONGUE AND CHEEK AND EVERYBODY CAN APPRECIATE THE SUBJECT MANOR IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER DESPITE DIVIDE WE FACE IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. SPEAK YOUR MIND SISTER!!!!…