You could have just written “Florida”

I’m not sure anything makes the Eagles look like heroes as much as the continued existence of Jerry Jones and the Cowboys, and I am HERE FOR IT.

I’m sure he’ll cut Elliott or Prescott if they fail to stand.

This has to start with us, the fans. At least, us fans who believe that athletes can score touchdowns, slam dunks and home runs while at the same time advocate for equal treatment of all Americans by law enforcement and the criminal justice system at large.

Man, I visited Philly for the first time in June and had a great time. City treated me well, even with my team’s gear on (probably still too drunk off the championship to even care.)

But naw man Id rather die than root for yall.

So not only do I want the Eagles to stomp the Cowboys in to the ground this year (as I always do) but I want the whole team to take a knee in Jerruh’s World in front of God, Trump, Jerruh, Troy Aikman’s concussion-addled brain, and everyone in a Sunday afternoon game on Fox. Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck…

If only there were some factual, quantifiable way to determine that Jones’ policy is both horridly racist and dipshit dumb. But that method doesn’t exi-

I’ll jizz on anything as long as it's eggs

I think I'll wait until after work to Google that

Romeo need to learn to love himself before he can love others. Self confidence is attractive in any species.

This frog will be the only thing about the 2010s that wasn’t fucked.

I guess the Republicans were right about where same-sex marriage would lead.

the frog voted for Trump.

He’s also not the great actor he’s made out to be as he can only really express two emotions: smarmy douchebag arrogance and trembling red-faced screaming. He smartly picks roles that only require him to alternate between those two things (and man does he love his period pieces and any excuse that allows him to pile…

Not to get all pedantic, but “fat” is rarely a choice. Even people with a biological predisposition to not retain a great deal of excess fat can have psychological dependencies on fat-creating food that skews their metabolism. Just because an Instagram model posts “You can achieve anything you can imagine!”…

not as good-looking as Leonardo DiCaprio.

K. Still not watching this show, still don’t care about this “Ryan Seacrest by way of Big Bang Theory” dude.

Holy shit, there’s a firestorm here. Do people like Hardwick or do they just have axes to grind about the story? I thought Hardwick was a joker who wandered onto TV during Breaking Bad and other AMC shows - did not realize he had actual fans...

Interviewer: You’re incredibly successful despite not fitting my narrow minded view of what a successful actor should look like. Why is that and how can I use this interview to display my ignorance?

fat men. Fat men.