The thing is, he’s not wrong. If everyone would come out and say “look, I know it’s dumb fluff, but I like it because this world is a 24-hour horror show and it’s nice to not feel terrible for 90-150 minutes,” I don’t think anyone would have shit to say about it. But if you’re gonna bust out the microscope and ask the…

“Obama gave us universal healthcare”

Oh my god, how are you real... I have to convince myself you’re trolling so I don’t have a fucking aneurysm.

Holy shit...

I know this is old, but it popped up in my feed and I’m compelled to push back. I think this is a bad take, because policy chops are meaningless in an election, I see little evidence to suggest she actually DOES have better policy chops (what’s her healthcare plan again?), and her base is even whiter than Bernie’s was…

Am I supposed to be impressed with your ragz to richez tale? Congratulations on overcoming the often insurmountable obstacles placed specifically to keep you out of the club. Of course, now that you’re in the club, you can wag your finger and talk about “purity,” as though people’s lives aren’t hanging in the balance.…

Sounds like a cock-a-roach Cowboys fan

Okay, but you and your shithead elitist  friends aren’t deciding the election. Hillary tried playing the middle ground in 2016 and it was a colossal failure. This is inarguable. What’s going to win is someone who can pull the disillusioned non-voters off the fucking couch and these “no we can’t” moderates aren’t gonna…

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, and it’s fascinating. Please go on. Become the John Delaney of this thread.

Nanette was fantastic and this comment section can eat shit.

Well done!

I was trying to watch this on the sly while watching game of thrones with my wife, but I kinda tipped her off when I threw my phone across the room.

I can’t believe I’m still entertaining these comments, but I clearly have some kind of complex that gives me an uncontrollable desire to be understood.

That’s actually a pretty good analogy, not so much in the way you intended it to be, but in how superhero/fantasy movies are consumed in the same way as non-art, which, ironically, kind of undermines the point you were trying to make.

Wtf?? That movie’s only been out for 80 years, have a little fucking courtesy.

Because I’m more put off by the idea of little kids fucking than being in adventurous peril. Also I was making a joke, but go off I guess.

It’s called a joke, doofus. Learn how to internet.

Oh fuck off with your condescending twaddle. We’re being lighthearted and all of you are “WELL THATS NOT VERY SEX POSITIVE USHEBSOIDVEHDK!&:&3!/@/“ Calm tf down.

I’m going to screengrab this comment just in case I ever cross paths with someone trying to argue that humans didn’t evolve from apes.

THIS. I hated it so much.