SammyDavisEyes
SammyDavisEyes
SammyDavisEyes
Nov 19
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The thing is, he’s not wrong. If everyone would come out and say “look, I know it’s dumb fluff, but I like it because this world is a 24-hour horror show and it’s nice to not feel terrible for 90-150 minutes,” I don’t think anyone would have shit to say about it. But if you’re gonna bust out the microscope and ask the Read more

Oct 10 2019
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Oh my god, how are you real... I have to convince myself you’re trolling so I don’t have a fucking aneurysm.

Sep 17 2019
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I know this is old, but it popped up in my feed and I’m compelled to push back. I think this is a bad take, because policy chops are meaningless in an election, I see little evidence to suggest she actually DOES have better policy chops (what’s her healthcare plan again?), and her base is even whiter than Bernie’s was Read more

Aug 27 2019
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Am I supposed to be impressed with your ragz to richez tale? Congratulations on overcoming the often insurmountable obstacles placed specifically to keep you out of the club. Of course, now that you’re in the club, you can wag your finger and talk about “purity,” as though people’s lives aren’t hanging in the balance. Read more

Jul 31 2019
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Okay, but you and your shithead elitist  friends aren’t deciding the election. Hillary tried playing the middle ground in 2016 and it was a colossal failure. This is inarguable. What’s going to win is someone who can pull the disillusioned non-voters off the fucking couch and these “no we can’t” moderates aren’t gonna Read more

Jul 31 2019
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You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, and it’s fascinating. Please go on. Become the John Delaney of this thread.

May 13 2019
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I was trying to watch this on the sly while watching game of thrones with my wife, but I kinda tipped her off when I threw my phone across the room.

May 1 2019
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I can’t believe I’m still entertaining these comments, but I clearly have some kind of complex that gives me an uncontrollable desire to be understood. Read more

May 1 2019
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That’s actually a pretty good analogy, not so much in the way you intended it to be, but in how superhero/fantasy movies are consumed in the same way as non-art, which, ironically, kind of undermines the point you were trying to make.

May 1 2019
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Wtf?? That movie’s only been out for 80 years, have a little fucking courtesy.

Apr 29 2019
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Because I’m more put off by the idea of little kids fucking than being in adventurous peril. Also I was making a joke, but go off I guess.

Apr 29 2019
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Oh fuck off with your condescending twaddle. We’re being lighthearted and all of you are “WELL THATS NOT VERY SEX POSITIVE USHEBSOIDVEHDK!&:&3!/@/“ Calm tf down.

Apr 22 2019
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I’m going to screengrab this comment just in case I ever cross paths with someone trying to argue that humans didn’t evolve from apes.