Please send all your “ruined” McLarens, Aston Martins and Lambos to:

I’ll send a memo.

Can you send him a link to this pic so they can do it right? I mean, they’re on tv. We have to look at their hair too.

Question: why do all these women, once they marry and have a kid or two, start hunching? Michelle D is hunched like a crone, while the Pedo’s wife is already heading in that direction? Is it the constant devaluing, making them curl into themselves?

I’m sure Megyn will have some tough questions for them like “how are you and the kids doing? It can’t be easy being so gleefully attacked by the liberal media and the gay extremists.”

more like tee-ball.

Is there some sort of Carnegie-style course that teaches people how to do this style of submissive-defeat face on cue?

This will be the biggest soft ball/pander to the foxnews crowd interview of all time.

This man is a statistical enigma!

the calm casual comments while upside down after an interstate rollover brought to you today by seatbelts.

“that actually wasn’t the worse thing in the world”

as someone thats 6’3 250+, theres no fucking way that guy is only 300lbs,

What? On Jalopnik, cross-shopping a Focus, a 20 year old Bentley and a factor fresh UAZ 9-seater is a top 5 pastime.

FJ=Fuck Ja! NP all the way on this one.

New money is as new money does

You must have some miniscule legs...”ankle bone connected to the hip bone?”

Maybe Kinja will work at all someday too.

Well technically most of us (humans) do live in urban areas.

I think the fact that large cities are large because millions of people live there goes against your assertion that most people don’t live in large cities...