Would it be hopelessly pedantic of me to observe that the things you are complaining about are, in fact, part of Google’s own Gmail client?

My watches range from extremely simple and durable mechanical pieces to HAQ watches that are accurate within two seconds a year. Right now I’m rocking a Russian made Vostok Komandierski with a 24-hour dial, and a genuine 200 m of water resistance. Tomorrow, maybe one of my solar, radio controlled G-Shocks, or an…

But but isn’t Stallone like a hundred and five years old now? The only thing I can really imagine him in is a live-action version of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Oof.

I liked it, too. Plus, it can double as a weapon if things get ugly.

That's the only way I could twist it into an NSFW image, too ¯\(°_o)/¯

Goatse.

I want this and IDGAF.  Welcoming our new alien overlords and all that.

U rite. Mea culpa. Parallel construction overwhelmed scientific terminology here. It's like my 7th grade English and science teachers were battling for control of my mind

Observant

Truth

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Spinning in circles, loud flatulent noise, incredible amounts of toxic fumes, and going nowhere. So it’s basically like pigging out on mildly spoiled bean burritos, drinking a twelve of tecate, and locking yourself in the bathroom the morning after. OK.

How do you know they’re not using Kelvin? 70°K is as cold as an average Minnesota April. And Real Science Guys™ know that Kelvin is the King of conventional measurements of temperature.

This is almost enough to make me consider acquiring a fiat/chrysler product. Almost.

If you’re interested in understanding the surgery but the video makes you squeamish, just pretend you’re watching a video of somebody cutting up a supermarket chicken.

D7sus4, obvs.

The real story is “Dave Limp.” Talk about overcoming a challenge.

I mean, who hasn’t sucked a dildo nose at a Halloween party? That’s as wholesome as Goodnight Moon with a side of cookies.

Coz they're not tech savvy?