Oof.

I liked it, too. Plus, it can double as a weapon if things get ugly.

U rite. Mea culpa. Parallel construction overwhelmed scientific terminology here. It's like my 7th grade English and science teachers were battling for control of my mind

Observant

Truth

Nice

Spinning in circles, loud flatulent noise, incredible amounts of toxic fumes, and going nowhere. So it’s basically like pigging out on mildly spoiled bean burritos, drinking a twelve of tecate, and locking yourself in the bathroom the morning after. OK.

How do you know they’re not using Kelvin? 70°K is as cold as an average Minnesota April. And Real Science Guys™ know that Kelvin is the King of conventional measurements of temperature.

This is almost enough to make me consider acquiring a fiat/chrysler product. Almost.

I mean, who hasn’t sucked a dildo nose at a Halloween party? That’s as wholesome as Goodnight Moon with a side of cookies.

Coz they're not tech savvy?

I have more money than sense and I like it. I’d ask them to knock a bit off the price, because everyone likes to feel like they came out well in a negotiation. Only problem is, I loathe paperwork even more than I love cars, and getting it thru DMV and CARB in California would be a real b****, I imagine.

Air ball!

More windscreen, less computer screen! It’s the humane thing to do.

No pop-up lights is no bueno. 😉

The SL2 refers to the highly modified beast im yesterday’s article. This is clearly an SL1. Author did not claim otherwise.

NO NO NO NO NO NO. The only thing that could make this car worse is a set of 22-inch spinners and a 3-speed slushbox.

Having owned Chrysler products, I assure you this is the most astonishing part.

Talk about needing a chill pill. Take it easy, angry friend.

No one should base a car decision based on what people might think about you driving it. Decide what you need, what it needs to do, what it costs to run, and if you must, what message it might send to other people. And why shouldn’t you drive a better car than your clients? Sadly, this is the one case where it may…