Congratulations. You are more homophobic than a 1930s ad man.

Superb! Let’s take it to its logical conclusion. “Something amazing 16K. Make payment by cash or certified check to learn more."

I’ve given up, and just use Facebook Messenger. Being dead inside is very freeing in this regard

I think the tone should have tipped you off that the remark was somewhat sarcastic. Yes, they changed almost everything.

I see many comments and opinions here, by people who’ve never driven a Freelander. I had one for about five years It was surprisingly nimble and pleasant to drive on the road, while being shockingly competent offroad. I had a rented Jeep Wrangler 4 x 4 Sport while on vacation when I had the Freelander. The Jeep got…

Hey, it's my BMW i3!

Ash would not try to enter the car if you weren’t on the side of evil, Deadite!

Does does a literal s*** ton of money weigh the same as a literal s*** ton of s***?

Your gold mist Camry awaits.

I friendzone this car.

I believe with this post, you have managed to both fish *and* cut bait. Nicely done!

I’d happily take it for a spin.

Dude, seriously, those are not trails. They're gravel ROADS. No hate for Miatas. I've had two. But come on.

And yet, we live surrounded by F-150s and SUVs, as far as the eye can see.

Erik, I found this story a little slow and, well, boring. Life is a series of choices, and this one is very minor. Find a livelier topic next time, or a unique insight or point of view. 

I thank you for the meta-ness of this response.

Fuck sap. Srsly. 

I grew up in an abusive environment and was living on the street at 14. Yeah, my heart bleeds for Don Jr, all right.

How do *you* spell scam?

I don’t believe in any gods, so I have to come it a happy accident that all the Trumps have anuses where normal people have mouths. It only makes sense when you consider what comes out of them.