My first impression was “assbleaching is a thing” and we all know now that consuming bleach is a surefire way of killing covid so he may be thinking of it as a seasoning?

Well more fools us then, she’s on Twitter now showing some...concern that he has the kids. Never tried embedding a tweet here, let’s see if this works

Everything from Edible Arrangements tastes like smelly refrigerator - everything.

Edible Arrangements are the Walmart of romantic gestures in the way that the Trumps are the Walmart of rich people.

First and foremost, I could not live without my battery pack.

This is a very presidential car.

I thought you were describing our sitting president in your first sentence

Sounds like a good Tuesday evening. 

This comment reeks of experience.

From this video, one could possibly conclude that the thing is barely drivable.

One word...undrivable.

Thanks for making my attempt at a joke into a statement about your fragile masculinity.

Samsung TV Remote Control (via Peel Technologies, Inc.)

It wouldn’t around a corner. You drive round a roundabout at 90mph in a 205 gti.

This take is a Teutonically bad take. You win cars and coffee forever with this sucker. NP.

They named their EV company “Fuell”? Uhhhh... Okay? Not sure who approved that one. 

Oh, that’s good to know.  I’ll be sure to inform the hundreds of millions of e-bike riders in China that they’re doing it wrong.  

Okay, Bombardier, you still own the North American rights to the VW Iltis. You should bring this back.  

Trans people deserve our compassion.