please produce pay stubs and make and model of your current car. I’d hate to think your enjoying a car not appropriate to your station in life.

I know but mercedes owners are like that. they scoff at used peasant cars like this

Oh that’s good.

Thank you for making me laugh loudly.

• puts on underwear before pants (“trousers”)

Should without going insane be added or is that a bonus?

Fanning myself now.

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Sex position where you cling to the other person like a barnacle.

33. Ability to summon gibbering insane, howling maws of twisted flesh from the non-Euclidean abyss beyond our plane.

Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.

Magnifying glass or microscope?

WITNESS ME!!! I Live. I Die. I Live Again. RAINBOW ROAD!!!

Obligatory?

This site isn’t Wikipedia, it’s entertainment. The list includes user-submitted ships of varying categories. Also, Prelude is self-propelled, it just would move very slowly over open water. It’s quicker and cheaper to tow it but it can get out of its own way.

Damn, Honda’s just intent on bloating all its models until they’re almost totally unrecognizable from the original generation, isn’t it? And I thought the Accord and the CR-V had gotten huge.

I like the red though.

How do you know it’s shitty? You’re deaf.

And some of his podcast listeners are blind, but you don’t see them bitching about not being able to read his shitty-ass columns.