Eh, might be a decent vehicle all in all (except for all that junk in the trunk, as _everyone_ here has noted, but I don’t think you could ever get the stench of Axxe and douchiness out of it. CP for the vibe alone.

I’m an Old but I would drive this. A little less exuberance in the body kit might be welcome, but it’s not a deal breaker either way for me. YOLO, kids (OK, yeah, I know no one says that anymore. I never did).

You seem like a literate fellow.

Well, aren’t you clever?

If you didn’t tell me it was a new model, I wouldn’t have noticed. Yawn.

Usually I’m up for some quick observations or a bit of trollish banter, but today, I’ll just leave this here:

The butthurt, it burns, doesn’t it?

Can I get that interior in whale penis?

Nice short post.

“...possibly the most undesirable malfunction to occur aboard a twin engine airliner...”

Easier to recover from this than from a main spar failure.

Don’t punch her. I mean, at least wait until I can watch.

Or lickball. Sorry.

ZOMG if you were any more right I could not stand it.

My dog looks at me like that when he’s dropping a load.

Good luck with that.

More likely it ends in a threeway.

“Piloted driving.” Dear, where do we keep the euphemism?

Ssshhhh!!!

I had to have one of those at the doctor once.

Crap! That giant radioactive cat is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen!